Twas the Night Before FiOS
Twas the night before FiOS, when all through the house
Not a peripheral was stirring, not even a mouse.
The routers were connected to coax with care,
In hopes that Verizon soon would be there;
The PCs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of fast thoughput danced in their heads;
Twas nearly a year for the process to take,
Surely it’s worth it for heaven’s sake;
With one last speed test performed this very day,
We’re ready for DSL to go far, far away!
